One of these girls was in such a hurry to get here, she drove a little too fast and got pulled over by the constabulary.
Mr Policeman: Is there are reason you were going 80 kph in a 60 zone madam?
Ms Knitter: Well officer, we are on the way to make tea cosies and we don't want to be late.
Me thinks that officer was about to win the "Most Unusual Excuse Award" for the day back at the station. He let Ms Knitter off with a warning.